My colon has been blocked by what can only be described as an angry devil wrapped in a woolen coat of poo that has been impregnated by porcupine quills and lodged firmly in place right behind my colon and weighing heavily upon it on a daily basis. It got to where sitting at my desk was a not only a chore, but was a constant rolling and shifting as to try and dislodge this unholy mass that had grown within me. There were days, no weeks, where it allowed nothing past, creating an impacted fecal mass that once exorcised from my bowels resembled a 5lb pellet of hardened iron ore that had been passed through a prison sewer system on taco night. Nothing could cure what ailed me. . . Until I stumbled upon this humble, unassuming product. This small white bottle was not the hero I deserved, but it was the hero I needed. I read the dosing instructions and new that my problem was of an industrial nature, so I quickly did the math and took a 6 times dose. I hadn't made it to the 3rd page of my new Mad Magazine when the deep, ominous rumblings began to make themselves known. I felt like I was in the great hall of Durin finding my way through the silent darkness when the distant bellow of the Balrog echoed through mountain. I new there was no time to spare and quickly made my way to the comfort of my restroom. I wish I had charged my phone thoroughly, because I spent the next 4 hours on that poor toilet evacuating every last ounce of solid and liquid waste that had built up in my system in my 33 years in this middle earth. The great final heave was sufficient enough to crack the throne upon which I sat and has still yet to be replaced.

When I stood up, I was so much lighter I literally levitated for 4-5 seconds before gently touching down upon the now soiled tile floor of my bathroom.

Would I recommend this product to a friend? Absolutely!

However, I believe that Amazon needs to also pair it with an extra long USB charging cable to accommodate the charging of phones and tablets considering the amount spent recovering from the usage of this product.