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Customer Review

on August 17, 2009
We just got this today and WOW. Does it suck. It's called "Magic Spin Art";

1. There is no magic inside. I promise, I checked. If taken to Hogwart's School for Witchcraft and Wizardry (if it were allowed through the doors. Spoiler alert: No it would not. See: No Magic Inside), this machine would be immediately sorted into Slytherin due to its propensity for lying and mischief.

2. There is no art created because the machine spins too slow and the paint has a thick, enfuriating viscosity that gathers at the tip of the applicator and then plops onto the paper like so much used Pop Tarts. Yes that is a poop joke. If that offends you then you can imagine how offended I was with this sin against purity and happiness; thine name is Magic Spin Art.

3. It does spin. Faster than a microwave platter but about half as fast as it needs to in order to fling its supplied electric colored dung accross the depressed looking paper.

Conclusion.
The Magic Spin Art machine by RoseArt is a crime against humanity and should be judged by a jury of its peers so that it may be found guilty and hung from the neck until dead.
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