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2.0 out of 5 stars Awesome until my nipple migrated, November 8, 2010
I know what you're thinking: weren't your nipples always like that? No, NO, my good man; they were not. When I got my Unicorn Castle 100% Cotton T-shirt in the mail, my nipples were at least 2.45 inches apart (3.75 when it rained) and closer to my belly button than my arm holes. But then I kept wearing this fracking Unicorn Tee. I wore it every fracking day. It seduced me with its purple waterfall, springy grass, and phoenix-like butt tail. Gradually I noticed during my thrice-daily breast exams that my nipple seemed to be drifting up to sit behind the unicorn's horn star. Fine, fine, I said. A fair price to pay. But then my other nipple began to wander too. At one point it seemed like it was headed towards my flobopy, but then it took a sharp turn to the north and joined its brother. Now I'm a uni-nipple freak.
Cons: No double rainbow, unplanned body modification.
Pros: hypoallergenic
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Initial post: May 10, 2012 7:58:09 PM PDT
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Posted on Dec 4, 2012 1:42:41 PM PST
saradippity says:
This is awesome news! I have three nipples, so this shirt might make two of them join together, then I can take it off when I'm down to two! Thanks!

Posted on Nov 11, 2013 1:32:04 PM PST
WWCitizen says:
I really like the grass, too!
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