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Reviewed in the United States on January 4, 2013
The bible says things such as "Thou shalt not murder" and "Scatter those whom delight in war", but as we are a nation endowed by America's creator with the inalienable right to kick tail where ever we can find it, we can not be led astray by Christian or otherwise universal moral constraints. If ever such a mentality had ruled this nation, it was dealt a death blow on that fateful day when the Neo-con masses of South Carolina righteously booed the Christian concept of "The Golden Rule" as expounded by former Congressman and enemy of all things American Ron Paul, and our beloved emperor Barack Obama further expounded on this resurrection of the American dream by pointing to how its enemies "cling to their guns and religion" and mocked the notion of loving our enemies as Christ taught with regards to our foreign policy. We are at war with terror after all, and all that are needed, are a few good men.
Sadly such good, tech. savvy, video game addicted drones are in short supply of late and much needed to conduct our unmanned war against the human race, so what better way to prepare the next generation for wholesale annihilation of Afghan peasants, Pakistani commoners, Serbian Christians and other such backward, non-western savages than a toy that plays like the real deal. In the Maisto Fresh Metal Tailwinds model is all the educational tools needed to build that rugged, individualistic killer needed to sit at the console and jam the American boot up the backside of all enemies, foreign and domestic, and also to make sure that our beloved citizenry aren't poisoning their subservient minds with such things as The U.S. Constitution, Christian non-violence, or various subversive writings penned by a bunch of old white men who dabbled in such fictional concepts as natural rights. This baby handles quite smoothly, presents a small scale version of the real deal, and is sure to be an excellent stocking stuffer as we celebrate the holidays and wish peace to all on earth (including those who are sent to an untimely grave in the name of our beloved Federal Government).
Whether you wish for your sons and daughters to be future spies for the omnipotent Uncle Sam domestically, or his judges, juries and executioners abroad, this is the first step in what is sure to be an exemplary career in service of the state. And for those with an eclectic taste, this baby can also open up job opportunities in the demolition field, particularly that of homes, mosques and Eastern Orthodox Churches, an absolute must in this challenging economy. Your kids will jump for joy at the thought of turning unsuspecting wedding attendees and school children into scattered atoms, and for a limited time we'll be throwing in a copy of the U.S. Declaration of Independence with a free lighter for a realistic, flaming target to bombard again and again.
Land of the free, home of the brave, indoctrinated from cradle to grave.
Sadly such good, tech. savvy, video game addicted drones are in short supply of late and much needed to conduct our unmanned war against the human race, so what better way to prepare the next generation for wholesale annihilation of Afghan peasants, Pakistani commoners, Serbian Christians and other such backward, non-western savages than a toy that plays like the real deal. In the Maisto Fresh Metal Tailwinds model is all the educational tools needed to build that rugged, individualistic killer needed to sit at the console and jam the American boot up the backside of all enemies, foreign and domestic, and also to make sure that our beloved citizenry aren't poisoning their subservient minds with such things as The U.S. Constitution, Christian non-violence, or various subversive writings penned by a bunch of old white men who dabbled in such fictional concepts as natural rights. This baby handles quite smoothly, presents a small scale version of the real deal, and is sure to be an excellent stocking stuffer as we celebrate the holidays and wish peace to all on earth (including those who are sent to an untimely grave in the name of our beloved Federal Government).
Whether you wish for your sons and daughters to be future spies for the omnipotent Uncle Sam domestically, or his judges, juries and executioners abroad, this is the first step in what is sure to be an exemplary career in service of the state. And for those with an eclectic taste, this baby can also open up job opportunities in the demolition field, particularly that of homes, mosques and Eastern Orthodox Churches, an absolute must in this challenging economy. Your kids will jump for joy at the thought of turning unsuspecting wedding attendees and school children into scattered atoms, and for a limited time we'll be throwing in a copy of the U.S. Declaration of Independence with a free lighter for a realistic, flaming target to bombard again and again.
Land of the free, home of the brave, indoctrinated from cradle to grave.
