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5.0 out of 5 stars May have Hatched. Don't Know What Came Out., November 17, 2009
This review is from: Guardian Angel (Health and Beauty)
It's in here somewhere. With me.

Woke up this morning to find that my Guardian Angel had shattered. The inside was slimy and green. Moments later, heard a skittering sound behind some furniture. Found that during the night, phone lines had been cut, and all the doors and windows are shut with some kind of Super Glue like substance. My cell phone has been smashed. I can't get out. It didn't cut the cable internet, so I've got online to warn you, don't buy the guarslkdj;al b bbbbbbbbbbbbbb,,,,,,,,,,,wke;lj

feeling better now. Everything is fine. I will be sending a Guardian Angel to all of it's friends, family, neighbors, and associates. All humans must get one. Five stars. The most relaxing experience ever. I will never have another worry ever again after buying this product, and you will feel total fulfillment in service of a force infinitely greater than yourself. Buy it. You will never know pain after you feel the slight pinching at the back of your skull.
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Initial post: Mar 11, 2010 7:45:07 AM PST
Conelius III says:
This happened to me as well. However thanks to the resulting peace of mind I have no more regrets for any purchase of said Guardian Angel.
I too know no pain and am living happily beneath the streets of New York biding my time for the great Awakening.

Posted on Mar 13, 2010 4:57:24 PM PST
Emily says:
you really shouldn't incubate these. naughty.

Posted on Mar 15, 2010 8:10:24 AM PDT
Heather says:
Epic!

Posted on Dec 31, 2010 3:41:45 PM PST
I am know convinced I should purchase this product.

Posted on Jan 30, 2011 1:15:25 PM PST
Im definately convinced now to buy this. May be it'll bring me down the path of enlightenment.

Posted on Feb 20, 2011 11:52:35 PM PST
This reminded me of Tick Tock by Dean Koontz. Props to you. I chuckled.

Posted on Sep 12, 2011 4:20:11 PM PDT
DO NOT feed this after midnight.
DO NOT get it wet.

Posted on Nov 14, 2011 7:36:47 AM PST
Last edited by the author on May 21, 2013 4:40:42 PM PDT
D. Gelrud says:
Awesome review. I added it to www.amazonlaughs.blogspot.com. Thanks for the laugh.

Posted on Jun 5, 2012 3:32:26 AM PDT
J. R. Tyson says:
I for one welcome our new Guardian Angel overlords.

Posted on Feb 2, 2013 8:23:52 PM PST
You are absolutely hilarious. You should be writing comedy. Seriously. This is the best review ever, ever, ever. Carry on.
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