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This Alone Made My Divorce Worthwhile,
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This review is from: Dirt Devil Vacuum Cleaner Simpli-Stik Lightweight Bagless Corded Stick and Handheld Vacuum SD20000RED (Kitchen)
So she's taking the vacuum cleaner in the divorce? Big whoop. I get the dog. A man's dog. So I needed a man's vacuum cleaner. For the price of a man's $20. I get this thing and try it around the house for a bit and it did man-wonders with the dog hair and kid hair and even some man hair throughout the place. The future ex-wife comes over and spots my new mancuum and says "What were you thinking? This vacuum will not do anything you need it to do; it can't handle the dog hair or anything else here." I swear to Odin that she said that.
I calmy looked her in the non-man eyes and said "I appreciate your critique; however that Lil Devil handled her hair with ease and this house is spotless because of it. Would you like to try it? It's a delightful experience."
Alright, one small victory in five years...AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO MY DIRT DEVIL SD20000RED VERSA POWER ALL-IN-ONE STICK VACUUM CLEANER!
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Initial post: Nov 30, 2012, 5:35:28 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Nov 30, 2012, 5:36:48 PM PST
I usually don't comment on product reviews but I couldn't help myself. I'm trying to find a decent vacuum cleaner that's lightweight to clean in between thorough cleaning and shampooing. Well anyways, I just wanted to say I can appreciate your sense of humor, life is short we can choose to be miserable or positive. Best wishes to you, hope things are better. email@example.com
Posted on Jan 3, 2013, 6:17:55 AM PST
Nice review, I think I'll buy it because of how it changed your life. Maybe it will change mine as well!!! I too have a man dog, but still have the man that goes with it....but who knows how long either one will last in my world. Maybe the dirt devil will outlast them all....even me!!! Thanks for the humor of the day for me...lol
Posted on Jan 24, 2013, 7:36:21 AM PST
Scantly Joker says:
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Posted on Feb 16, 2013, 9:16:16 AM PST
Jennifer Brode says:
My recently divorced boyfriend says, "sold". Thanks for a great review.
Posted on Jul 7, 2013, 9:17:16 PM PDT
Green Rose says:
You made me smile. I'm sold. I'm buying one.
Posted on Jul 30, 2013, 3:24:38 PM PDT
I applaud your victory and appreciate your sense of humor. I'm going out right now to get my own mancuum though there's no dog hair, kid hair or man hair. But I do have a cat (forced on me by the kid that left). If this Dirt Devil did wonders for all your manly man things, I'm sure it will work wonders for me!
Posted on Aug 8, 2013, 9:05:42 AM PDT
B. VERCHOTA says:
I saw this vac at Target yesterday for an amazing price so had to look up some reviews first. Thanks for your great review - you are a hoot! May you find true love someday.
Posted on Aug 26, 2013, 12:28:34 PM PDT
J. hil says:
Sounds like an ad
Posted on Aug 27, 2013, 12:46:00 PM PDT
M. Fletcher says:
This review is truly amazing - I had to post it on Facebook. I think I'm sold on this vacuum because of your review. Thanks for the giggle.
Posted on Sep 10, 2013, 1:26:55 PM PDT
As a non-man divorcee I must say this made me giggle.. it is the small victories my friend and some may say sorry I say congratulations! and SOLD on the vacuum.