This may be the best magical unicorn mask I've ever had, and I gotta tell you, I'm a connoisseur. This mask has allowed me to let my unicorn flag fly. I wore it to work and had the best day I've ever had! I almost go promoted, but then I was fired when I poked the secretary with the horn (it really was an accident).
Most important of all, though, that night I was able to find my way to the magical liopleurodon. His directions led me across a wonderfully rickety old bridge and then to Candy Mountain. I never dreamed such a place existed. It was such an adventure!