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I am reviewing 3' purple HDMI because Amazon won't stop bugging me to do so
Reviewed in the United States on August 31, 2019
Why does Amazon care so much that I provide a review for 3' purple HDMI cables? Every time I go to the site, there is a huge badge right at the top of the screen asking me to review these 3' purple HDMI cables. It takes up far too much of the screen real estate, this constant command to review 3' purple HDMI cables.
Is it because they are purple? The purple is nice. It is a somewhat bluer shade of purple, which I like. It would have been 4 stars if they were a more reddish purple. You often see companies try to convince you that something that should be labelled "maroon" is actually purple. But since that is not the case here, 5 stars!
And they are definitely 3 feet long. I mean, I think. I haven't actually measured them. That seems far too OCD-ish for me, who can get pretty OCD at times (does mentioning that here count as OCD as well? I hope not).
Plus, the cables plug into HDMI ports just fine. No worries there. And they transmit the electrons from my laptop to my second screen just fine, in the right format I presume, so that I can use that second screen. It IS about electrons, right? I know that some of my home theatre equipment has optical cables, but I don't think that's HDMI? If it was photons or something I'd feel pretty darn foolish for writing this, so I hope it is.
So there it is, Amazon, my review for 3' purple HDMI cables. Now can you please stop bugging me? Or will this now be replaced by something that takes up 1/4 of my screen (the one that is connected to my laptop by my just perfectly fine working 3' purple HDMI cables) commanding me to review the Omega-3 supplements that I order for one of my dogs, or maybe that new handle I bought for the microwave after somebody accidentally tore off the old one (seriously, I didn't even get angry or turn green or anything - I was just trying to open it!).